Sasquatch Sunday

Broke!

Dang, why is it this time of year we are ALWAYS BROKE???? I mean without fail- every year!! It makes it 10 times more stressful doesnt it??? Thank God I have christmas presents bought, and wrapped and under the tree- but the mortgage is late, as are the two cars and phone bills!! CRAP!! it seems like every year at this time I am looking at the calendar counting down the days until freaking tax returns come! I"m think the new year will need to bring some serious financial counseling- this is just getting old!!

Running around in his drawers

Its time. Since the time the boy was 18 months, Cruz has been able to Potty in the toilet when he was placed onto it- More recently if he is naked; will go to the toilet all on his own- never an accident. Its with clothes on that he lacks the self control. However today is D day...Drawers Day!! He is going to run around in his Thomas the Train undies all day!!! He doesn't want to, he's a lazy boy..he wants to put a diaper on and pee pee until the cows come home....but its time. Isn't he cute???

Forgiveness

Its Christmas time; the time to heal all wounds, mend all fences....

Simply Adorable

These are some Halloween pics of my gorgeous niece and nephews : Chloe aka Tinkerberbell, Noah aka Cap't Hook and little Carter; aka Peter Pan!!

Installation of a husband...

I found this today on one of my Baby boys Birth boards....Enjoy!! INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Porn 6.9. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Girlfriend 2.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0, Hot Lingerie 7.7 andBoob Job 3.8.DD. Good Luck Babe! Tech Support

The Bread Tree

Now before I tell this I must say; Katie- My dear 14 year old beauty gets very good grades. She is quite competent in many various aspects of life. However I fear she is starting to identify with her beautiful blond highlights! Last night as I was slicing a piece of bread from a fresh loaf I just prepared she exclaimed "you can MAKE bread?" I looked at her in disbelief, and she continued "I thought it GREW like that" So I pressed further and asked "did ya think it like grew from a Tree or something?" She quickly retorted with a quick eye roll and said "oh I"m not DUMB Mom, it's a plant.." So to summarize I said "So, you think that the loaves just pop out of the ground like this?" "Yes" she replied.