Installation of a husband...

I found this today on one of my Baby boys Birth boards....Enjoy!! INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Porn 6.9. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Girlfriend 2.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0, Hot Lingerie 7.7 andBoob Job 3.8.DD. Good Luck Babe! Tech Support

The Bread Tree

Now before I tell this I must say; Katie- My dear 14 year old beauty gets very good grades. She is quite competent in many various aspects of life. However I fear she is starting to identify with her beautiful blond highlights! Last night as I was slicing a piece of bread from a fresh loaf I just prepared she exclaimed "you can MAKE bread?" I looked at her in disbelief, and she continued "I thought it GREW like that" So I pressed further and asked "did ya think it like grew from a Tree or something?" She quickly retorted with a quick eye roll and said "oh I"m not DUMB Mom, it's a plant.." So to summarize I said "So, you think that the loaves just pop out of the ground like this?" "Yes" she replied.

Its beginning to look a lot like.....

CHRISTMAS!!!!! I have never been one to ever decorate for a Holiday Before another one has even passed..but I may just have to break my pattern! Cruz is just absolutly in LOVE with all things Christmas! he loves the trees, the lights, the ornaments, the 'nomen" as he calls them...you name it- he loves it!! He begs me to take him to "malmart" as he calls it; "look at the petty tees" "I Wuv Chismas tee's" he has declared! I would also like to add a "gee thanks butthead" to the idiot who was going so fast last that he/she completly FLIPPED their car and crashed into a telephone pole; thus jacking up the ONE road going into our community for HOURS ( and yes we were stuck in it) then in order to fix the pole they shut off power for 12 hours....So once again..Thanks! (BTW: they walked away Fine)

OH and I forgot..its SUNDAY.....

And you know what THAT means don't ya?????? Messin' with satsquatch day.....:<) ******(warning this one has a bare butt)******

So here is the CRAZY part

Of my Crazy wonderful life. OK we have 4 kids, a husband that works god awful fluctuating hours; currently night shifts-, 4 pets...and we are on our way to pick up a hamster and a guinea pig!! ( all against my husbands better judgement)... Pictures to follow...please say a prayer for me-