Things that need to be invented

1. A remote control finder...enough said on that.... 2. A cell phone finder...You know once that battery dies its impossible to locate! 3. A lost dog finder...Now I realize there are micro chips, but those only work if the pet is found and turned into a pound. I want something that will allow ME to locate that damned dog while he's running all around the neighbor hood! 4. A cordless phone finder ( see #2) 5. A washer/dryer all in one machine. 6. A diet pill that actually Suppresses your appetite!!